Here are quick pricing and registration details. If you need any further information, please do not hesitate to reach out.

Residential Technical Support

• Flat fee of $150.00
• Extra fees may be incurred due to necessary software subscriptions and/or hardware costs. These will be fully disclosed to you before hand.
• Currently, the 30 days of complimentary technical support cannot be renewed. However, this also means that you don't have to worry about recurring charges!
• Backed by Happiness Guaranteed Policy

Circus Services

Hire me for a birthday party, festival, funeral, or incarceration!

General Package

You will receive someone who loves entertaining little kids (they are the easiest to make 😄). I can juggle balls, pins, spin plates, and got a couple magic tricks up my sleeve.

• $40 for 1 hour.

Fire Breathing Package

You will receive everything in the general package plus some fire breathing! Great for parties after dark and people who think fire is cool. Still great for kids.

• $70 for 1 hour.
• Legal Stuff: You can not sue me or seek revenge if I burn down a house or somehow light someone on fire. I cannot sue you or complain if I somehow light myself on fire. I gain the rights to your first born child.