Book Appointment
This page details pricing and registration details for my services. If you need any further information, please do not hesitate to reach out.
Parental Controls Onboarding
- Flat fee of $140.00
- Extra fees may be incurred due to necessary software subscriptions and/or hardware costs. These will be fully disclosed to you before hand.
- Currently, the 30 days of complimentary technical support cannot be renewed. However, this also means that you don't have to worry about recurring charges!
- Backed by Happiness Guaranteed Policy
Circus Services
Hire me for a birthday party, festival, funeral, or incarceration!
General Package
You will receive someone who loves entertaining little adults and kids alike. I can juggle balls, pins, spin plates, and have a couple magic tricks up my sleeve.
- $40 for 1 hour.
Fire Breathing Package
You will receive everything in the general package plus some fire breathing! Great for parties after dark and people who think fire is cool. Still great for kids.
- +$70 one-time fee in addition to the hourly rate.
- Legal Stuff: You can not sue me or seek revenge if I burn down a house or somehow light someone on fire. I cannot sue you or complain if I somehow light myself on fire. I also have the rights to your first born child if you don't read this disclaimer 🙃.